Archive for the ‘bird watching’ Category

Naked Bird Watching – how much lower can it get?

January 27, 2010

Sorry I have been out of touch. I had personal issues that I had to tend to. Luckily, my lovely volunteers were helping me to collect signatures and prepare for our new campaign.

Today as I was having my morning coffee, I went to YouTube and randomly put in “bird watching”. Sure enough, the top result was “Naked Bird Watching”. Yes, the girl was hot – but was she moral, that’s the question?”

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That’s right!

September 20, 2009

Anaida Krok of Good Conduct Society

(thank you, Miss Jamie Dee)

Yep that’s him

November 4, 2008

That’s the “disabled” guy I blogged about before!!! 

He WAS making fun of me, I was right! And they misspelled my name so cleverly, ha-ha-ha! Or may be they simply didn’t know how to spell it? Hm…

Well make fun all you want, we ARE standing up for the birds!

CHECK OUT WHAT ELSE THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF (just found it and still in shock).  Political views may vary but this made me cringe. No, watch it!

SPB campaign in the UK

November 1, 2008

This was my first trip to London and people embraced me and my campaign with enthusiastic fervor. Good Conduct Society members in the UK assisted me with an initial protest to STOP BIRD PORN in Hyde Park at Speakers’ Corner. As I stood on a soapbox surrounded by dozens of people, mostly tourists, Ben and Emily passed out hundreds of flyers explaining our mission to brand Bird Watchers as voyeurs. And I urged the growing crowd  of onlookers to LEAVE THE BIRDS ALONE! It doesn’t take a space scientist or member of MENSA to realize that birds do not appreciate PEEPING TOMS when they are engaged in lovemaking.

I found London to be a charming city with friendly people. On the downside, hotels are expensive, the phones don’t work well and bathtubs were built for midgets. In fact, everything is small in Great Britain. It is a tiny country that has to treasure every inch of space. There are rows of houses along small winding streets, many cobblestone ones, that are probably occupied by Lilliputians. Each home has a chimney because burning wood is cheaper than buying oil for heat.

Bird Watching has been a passionate pursuit in the British Isles for centuries. I suspect that aspect of vicarious sexual gratification by their citizens has maintained necessary population control. So, sewing your seeds in the woods helps keep the kids away. There just isn’t enough space.  Nevertheless, birds have feelings too and would like to fuck without being spied upon by a lot of horny Brits who could just as well masturbate at home.

Altogether I wish our former captors could just LEAVE THE BIRDS ALONE!

Stop Bird Porn protest in Central Park

October 16, 2008

Stop Bird Porn protest in NYC

Now, took at that woman’s face! IS SHE A BIRD WATCHER?

Stop Bird Porn protest - nice reaction!
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